- The Chinese food contains lead poison.
- The Chinese food has been poisoned.
- Fortune! You couldn't handle your fortune.
- Your fortune is in another cookie.
- You will be confused by a self-referential fortune.
- This fortune is false.
- The person next to you got a cool fortune.
- Did you ask about MSG in the spring rolls?
Add your ideas to the list and we'll pick our favorites later.
Created by. Last Modification: Thursday 24 of July, 2008 15:19:22 UTC by .